I have to admit, the first time I tried talking dirty with my partner, I thought it was a dismal failure. Why? I couldn’t keep a straight face! Even in the heat of passion, when I said something I thought was hot, it would immediately send me off into a fit of giggles.
If you do get a case of the giggles, remember — it’s just nerves! You’re nervous about talking dirty, and you know what? That’s a good thing. If you didn’t take it seriously, you wouldn’t be nervous. You know this is something that will please your partner, make you happy, and open doors to an even greater sex life. Of course you’re nervous about getting it right!
The cool thing about dirty talk is that anything goes. You should be comfortable with your partner, and know what anything he says will be accepted with open ears — and arms! — and he will give you the same courtesy. Even if that means you laugh out loud in the middle of your best porn-star pout. Getting a case of the giggles doesn’t mean the naughty session is over. On the contrary, it means a whole new one has just begun!
When you get that case of the giggles, don’t fight it. Run with it! Let yourself laugh until you cry. Invite your partner to join in with the silliest, craziest dirty talk phrases he can imagine. Exaggerate everything. Create scenarios that are utterly impossible. If you were complimenting his ‘equipment’ when the laughter overtook you, make it corny: “Oh, look, Captain Head! Twenty inches and counting!” Hopefully he will catch on and reply in the same spirit: “Caution! You’re about to lose yourself in the boobage!”
Hey, it worked for us!
Make your bodies into caricatures of your real selves, and say anything that comes to mind. The more you laugh about it, the easier it will be to make that transition back to the hot and steamy talk. Don’t let embarrassment take over and end your lovemaking before it has a chance to get revved up! You are with the partner that you intend to share all your most intimate dirty talk secrets with, so start now by letting the laughter be a part of your sexual romp.
Laughter just might be the best medicine for dirty talk!