You know what it’s like, to get a dirty text message. You have that complete hottie on the other end of the phone line, and he’s texting like mad – and what he’s saying is getting hotter with each time your phone vibrates. You need more dirty text message ideas – and fast!
Here are a few ideas that will help you get on the fast track to sexy texting fun.
First of all, remember this: Keep your texts short and simple. The faster they get sent to your lover’s phone, the better their attention span will be. Keep the fire hot by typing short, quick sentences, and then hitting ‘send’ immediately. Something as simple as “I want u” is enough to keep the fire going. Cut more elaborate sentences into tiny parts, such as changing “I want to run my fingers over your chest and make a trail down to your pants” to something like this:
I want 2 run my fngrs
Ovr ur chest n make
A trail down 2 ur pnts
Of course that’s a rather tame example, but you get the idea, don’t you? Short and sweet is what works, and that’s the most important part to remember.
Another good rule to remember is to put your lover’s number on speed dial before you start into the hot and heavy texting. This is a good idea for two reasons: First, it saves you a lot of time, and allows you to send at the touch of a button. Secondly, it makes certain you don’t inadvertently send a message to your mother or your boss about how badly you want to do them. So put that number into speed dial to be safe!
Finally, when you’re trying to decide what to text, see it in your head. What’s the dirtiest thing you can imagine? Put it down in your texts. Dirty texting is a whole different breed of sex, because you can’t see your partner, nor can you hear them – so the floodgates of fantasy are open wide. Tell them whatever turns you on, and if they respond to it, keep going! You’ll find that the naughtiest, craziest fantasies are just fine when it comes to texting, so don’t hesitate to get down and dirty.