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I Want Your Dirty Text Message

I have this fantasy that after a night of mind blowing sex, I am going to send my boyfriend a dirty text message that says, “After last night I can still feel ur cock inside me.”  My dilemma is this… when is the most deliciously “inappropriate” time that will throw him so off guard; it will make him want to race home to stop making me imagine his cock inside me?  I can think of a few places that a sext message such as this would be perfect for you to send to that special someone.

My first thought is to send a dirty text message with a naked picture of myself while he is in a huge board meeting with the boss. (Emphasis on huge… the bigger and more important the meeting, the better the time to send a message or picture)  Make it sexy!  Send a picture of just your breasts or just your hand wrapped around your cock.  Of course they will know its you… and they won’t be able to get out of that meeting fast enough!

Another naughty time to send that dirty text message to your significant other is when you two are out to dinner with the parents. Make it into a game… see who can get the naughtiest and dirtiest with your messages, but you can’t react too much! Oh how incredibly sexy it is to know that you want inside each other’s pants but have to be on your BEST behavior. Then see which one of you caves in first and has to excuse themselves to the bathroom for a little “breather.”

Send something like “I wnt my lips on ur cock right now” or “ I want to taste ur juices running down my  mouth” while he or she is on the golf course with some clients.  This is one of the dirtiest because out on the golf course, there is no place for a guy to hide is prize stallion.  And for a woman, while she may be hot and bothered, no one is going to suspect that the reason is that she is super horny.  After sending such a taunting and teasing text, follow it up with a picture naughty picture.  They will forget about that birdie they are shooting for and may need a private moment or two behind a tree!

About Denise Brienne

Confident, fun, well-rounded and sexy. Those are words that describe author Denise Brienne, a thirty-something woman who has a knack for giving the best advice to those who want to spice up their intimate relationships.


  1. Love this topic!

    How about? Sending a picture of ur hot pussy so I can jack off anywhere.

    or – Take a picture of you sucking me off, then you can send it at the most inappropriate time.

  2. Another time is when they are sitting waiting for an appointment. like in a doctors office, or a barber shop, or waiting for a table. its not like they can just get up and go somewhere else!

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