Dirty talk is all fine and dandy, but what if you aren’t getting any action at all? There might not be an app for that, but there definitely is dirty talk for that! How do you go from perfect strangers to having a hot, sexy, intimate encounter by the end of the night?
Dirty talk will help you get there.
When you approach the one you want, do it with the end result in mind. Walk toward that hottie while you envision what you will be doing to them by the end of the night. What you are thinking will be reflected in your confident stance and your flirty demeanor. They will be able to sense “sex” from the moment you say hello.
Then break out the innuendo — hard. “How many people here are going to get laid tonight?” is a very direct one, and so is “When was the last time someone kissed you until you couldn’t breathe?”
The point is not to be overt, but to be subtle. The point is not to talk them into bed with you, but to make them want to go to bed with you — to make them so intrigued that they want to see what you can really do between the sheets. To that end, let your body language talk dirty, too. Don’t just talk to them — whisper into their ear. Don’t just smile — smile while you reach out and touch their shoulder. Invade their personal space in a subtle way that says you want to invade other things, too!
When they are touching you right back and looking interested, then you can move to the harder dirty talk. Start asking them sexual questions that don’t require a lengthy answer. “Have you ever done a stranger?” is a good one that shows your intentions. “What’s the one thing you want done to you right now?” is another. Be more than willing to reciprocate with your own ideas of what you want and need, and soon after that you will reach the moment of truth.
Will they, or won’t they?
If the person you’re talking up starts to back off, be direct about it. “Are you uncomfortable?” is a question that puts them on the spot and makes them respond. If they are, ask what you can do to make it better. If they say they aren’t, press on! They might be trying to see how willing you really are.
When you do get that hottie into bed, use all the dirty talk tricks you know to keep the encounter hot — and to keep them coming back for more!