Maybe you know what to say to your partner when you’re both in bed in the heat of the moment. But what about those times when you’re apart? Talking on the phone might not be possible, and email might be impossible too, depending on the work situation and who might be privy to the words you type.
But there is a surefire way to keep your lover hot and ready for you – and it doesn’t take more than a few seconds at the beginning of your day. Can you guess what it is?
The written word is very powerful! You can say so many things with just a few well-placed phrases. Don’t bother with long, drawn-out missives to your partner, unless you have the time and the inclination…for busy lives, use post-it notes. Dirty talk post-it notes!
Does that sound silly? Does it sound impossible? It’s hard to convey exactly what you want to say in a post-it note, and that’s part of the point. In order to leave dirty talk love notes where they will really count, you have to say what you want to say in only a few words. There isn’t room for discussion about what you want to do tonight – a simple “I want you to fuck me” will have to suffice. You can’t go on and on about how hot he looks today – but to write “you’re the sexiest man I’ve ever seen” will cover it.
Get a big block of post-it notes the next time you’re at the store. When your lover doesn’t expect it, write a naughty little note and stick it somewhere he is sure to notice it. Try putting it on the inside of his briefcase, right on top. Wrap it around his favorite pen. Put it on the dashboard of the car, right over the speedometer, where he’s sure to see it.
If you have access to his office, put it in the top drawer…or fold it up and write “for your eyes only” on the outside before you tuck it between the keys on his keyboard. Slip a note into the pocket of his suit jacket, or slide it neatly between the folds of his wallet.
If you want to get really creative, make a game of the notes. Hand him one before he walks out the door that morning. It should have a very simple direction: “Look in the glove compartment.” Each note should tell a bit more of the story – perhaps what you want to do to him that night? – and have a teaser that tells him where to find the next note.
The goal is to keep him guessing all day until he comes home and finds you, naked as the day you were born, lying in bed with the final post-it note resting between your breasts.
Who said post-it notes were only for offices? With a little imagination, they make a great sexual aid!