All this talk about romantic dirty talkers got me to thinking…is there such a thing as too much hardcore dirty talk? If you’re a dirty-talking lover like me, you probably don’t think that anything is off-limits, and the hottest dirty talk is also the most taboo! But I asked around a bit, and found that yes, there are women who feel there is a time and place for everything…especially that hardcore dirty talk.
A good friend of mine told me the story of a man who thought trying out everything under the sun would work. Kinda like throwing spaghetti at a wall to see if it sticks. “On our first date, he told me he wanted to fuck me hard, suck my pussy juice, and whip my tits into a frenzy,” she said. “Oh, and he called his dick a “saber.” No kidding.”
Needless to say, she was laughing too hard to help him get his saber up, and so they didn’t have a second date.
So when does a man know it’s time to break out the hardcore jewels? My friend Marian and I discussed it and came to this conclusion: It’s time to talk hardcore when she gives you the signal that it’s okay. But even then, chose your words wisely. “I don’t want to run through twelve fantasies before he hits on the one that gets me going,” she said. “Start out talking about one in particular — maybe about fucking me while all your exes watch with envy — and stick with the program. Allow me time to sink into the fantasy, and your hardcore tricks are going to work! It’s just a matter of time.”
Time. Patience. Choosing your words. Most of all, jumping on a scenario and sticking to it. Not every word out of your mouth has to be hardcore…in fact, sometimes less really is more. If you place a carefully chosen “fuck, you’re so damn sexy” somewhere in the lovemaking, it has more effect than a constant litany of how sexy we are. It gives the impression that you really mean what you’re saying — and you do, right? — and if we think you mean it, the more turned on we’re going to get. Nothing is hotter in bed than being yourself, the genuine article.
As long as you’re not waving a saber, Skywalker. I’m just sayin’.