Talking dirty might seem to come naturally, but here’s the surprise – it can actually take a lot of work! What comes to mind immediately can eventually become dull, and the point of talking dirty is to spice things up. So let’s look at a few off-beat how to talk dirty examples and see which ones fit your love life:
The Flirtatious Vixen. Don’t come right out and say the hardcore words that are ringing in your head. Tease him a bit around the edges first. For example, don’t use any particular word to refer to his penis. Instead, play coy and talk about “down there” and “your thing” and “manhood.” You might land on a term that drives him wild, and he will love the anticipation of when you’re really going to get down and dirty.
The Everyday Avenger. Ready to blow his mind? Focus on everyday objects that deserve your erotic attention. This works especially well in the kitchen, where the zucchini becomes the “cock” and the honey becomes his “cream” and you can get wild with just about everything – even the smaller appliances. Don’t let your dirty talk be confined to the same old words when you can invite something like the “wicked whisk” to the mix!
The All-Business Woman. Forget the flowery language. Talk about his “penis” and his “testicles” and his “perineum.” This works very well if you are role playing the part of a nurse who is handling a stubborn patient. Ask how he feels about putting his penis into your vaginal – for medicinal purposes, of course.
The Insulted Maiden. When your lover starts talking dirty, act as though you don’t know why he would do a silly thing like that! Maybe you’re taking on the role of the virgin or the role of the cloistered nun. Whatever the case, make sure your partner knows you are role playing – and then play that role to the hilt! He’s been a bad, bad boy and he deserves to be punished, doesn’t he?
The Trash Talker. This is when you get the chance to let it all hang out. Look for hardcore examples of dirty talk on the internet and dive right in! Use the worst slang you can imagine, the most graphic words that come to mind, and the things that your lover would never imagine you could dream of saying, much less actually utter! But be warned – this kind of dirty talk can rev things up to redline very quickly, and the sex can be over just as fast. Hey, when you’re hot, you’re hot!