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5 Weirdest Taboos Ever

fetishWhat taboos really turn you on? Which ones turn you off? We’ve already talked about fetishes and what might get you off, even if you don’t tell anyone else…but these are “out there” taboos that really push the line of fetish to an extreme. These five taboos are a few of the oddest, craziest, and in some cases, most insane turn-ons that you will ever encounter.

Breast Expansion. This is not about men and women who love big breasts…there are a lot of those, and for good reason! But some people love the idea of breasts expanding right before their eyes. Since this is an impossible state for most women without major surgical intervention, many people experiment with balloons and blow-up dolls instead.

Sex with Insects. Yes, you read that right. Sex with insects is one of those very odd fetishes that some people might have but would never tell you about. We’ve all seen the pictures of the sexy model lying back while a tarantula crawls over her body, and that seemed a bit odd, sure…but we’re talking about insects that crawl all over the body while you’re getting it on. Grossed out yet? Read on.

Necrophilia. Sex with the dead is definitely on the list of taboos, and not just because it could get you arrested. Those who aren’t brave enough to crash the funeral home often like to imitate the sensation by asking their partner to lie in an ice bath, asking them not to move at all, or even painting their bodies to look like they are deceased. One has to wonder which is stranger…the one who wants to fuck the dead person, or the person who pretends to be dead?

Sex with Cars. Highly documented and often the kind of thing that makes a person roll their eyes in disbelief, sex with cars is actually more common than you might think. How many times have you got turned on while smelling that new car smell? Of course you have…now multiply that times a thousand, and you have the feeling of a man (or a woman) who wants to fuck those racing curves.

Plushophilia. Remember those plush dolls and stuffed animals you loved as a kid? Many people carry that love into adulthood and turn it into a sexual fetish. Making love to your stuffed animals might seem odd, but it’s not nearly as odd as dressing up like one…and interestingly enough, there are even conventions for the “furries” that love to pretend they aren’t just fucking stuffed animals, but becoming one themselves.

What kind of oddness can you think of? Tell us in comments!

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Confident, fun, well-rounded and sexy. Those are words that describe author Denise Brienne, a thirty-something woman who has a knack for giving the best advice to those who want to spice up their intimate relationships.

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  1. That was a weird list for sure. Personally, I have only ever heard of one of them. The Necro one. Ive never met anyone who admitted to that being a fantasy of theirs tho. However, I have heard from people first hand some pretty weird things. Examples:

    I knew a well to do girl who was highly educated and beautiful. Her favorite taboo was to fantasize about helping a man go #2. By help I mean actually use her hands to pull it out! Yuck!

    The number one worst by far that I actually heard someone say was a fantasy of theirs was… (i hope they would never actually do it) was to have rough sex with their partner in front of a class room full of kids!
    Apparently his gf was a kindergarten teacher.

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