Are you getting bored in bed? Dirty talk can spice things up, but even the hottest dirty talker needs a refresher course now and then. Keep your dirty talk rolling along at full speed by trying out a few of these secret little tricks for firing up the dirty talk mojo!
Test out your voice. We don’t mean trying to shout it from the rooftops or trying to sound like someone else. What we mean is this: Record your voice. You can do this with the memo function on your cell phone, your computer microphone, with a microrecorder, or with an old-fashioned tape player. Record what you sound like when you’re talking dirty. To make sure you’re getting the proper idea, try masturbating while you record yourself. Then listen to what you said, and how you said it. What parts did you like? What parts did you hate? You can adjust your dirty talk style accordingly.
Come up with scenarios. Quick, do this: Grab a piece of paper and a pen. Now write down 50 roleplaying scenarios. Don’t censor yourself, and don’t consider what you might not like — just write down all the scenarios you can think of. When you’re done, go back and start mentally working through the list. Which ones will work? Which ones will need some planning? Start brainstorming your new ideas!
Look for innuendos. The more you think about sex, the more you’re going to want it. The more you want it, the faster your inhibitions drop. And when that happens, naughty dirty talk is sure to be cranked up a notch. Starting now, try to find a sexual innuendo in everything you see today. Think lustful thoughts, and let your mind lead your body.
Break out the moves. Want to show him what you’ve got? Test out those new moves on your own first. Set a mirror up by the bed, grab your vibrator or chosen toy, and get down and dirty with it. Seeing how you look in your best lingerie, with the light of passion shining in your eyes, will be enough to encourage you to try out more naughty things — and to show them all to your lover!
Read, read, read. Pick up an erotic novel or anthology and read it cover to cover. Get out a highlighter and mark the best juicy bits. Read those sections aloud to your lover while you’re in bed together and see how long it takes before you have to put the book down and jump into a sexy romp!