101 Dirty Text Messages

1. i wnt 2 x u

2. i cnt w8 2 nuzzle ur nips

3. when will u b home in bd w/ me?

4. get off work early n cum get me

5. i wnt 2 lick u

6. i wnt 2 taste ur dick

7. i wnt 2 milk ur dick n get ur cream

8. i wnt 2 suck u

9. i wnt 2 lick ur cum from my fingers

10. get home so I can fuck u

11. r u hot yet?

12. r u hard already?

13. r u hot n bothered, baby?

14. r u warin nefin?

15. is ur dick long n hard n thick?

16. can anybody tell how hard u r?

17. r u gna show off ur cock?

18. r u naked?

19. do u wnt me?

20. u can hv me

21. all u hv 2 do is cum home n spread my legs

22. open me up wide 4 ur dick

23. i gna slide down ur hard cock

24. my puss is dripping wet

25. u can slide rite in

26. i wnt 2 ride on ur rod

27. i wnt 2 make u wet w/ my juices

28. i am 2uching myself rite now

29. wish u cud watch me!

30. on the bd w/o clothes

31. sliding my fingers inside my cunt

32. teasing w/ my nips

33. on the verge of cumin hard

34. my puss is so fucking hot!

35. i gna cum hard

36. i gna suck it gd

37. i just came 4 u

38. ram it in2 me

39. i ur dessert

40. suck me n I’ll cum lyk crazy

41. u wnt 2 c my tits?

42. wnt 2 rub my puss?

43. i gna climb on 2p

44. slide my puss over ur cock

45. i gna ride u until u hv 2 cum

46. then Igna s2p

47. i gna give u a bj

48. ur gna shoot 4 me

49. cum all over my face

50. cum all over my tits

51. cum all over my puss

52. watch me play w/ ur cream

53. u wnt it dnt u?

54. when I c u I will get out the 2ys

55. i can take a 2y in each hole

56. u can fuck me wherever u wnt

57. dnt let anyone c ur naughty thots!

58. r u gna shr this text w/ ur friend?

59. would u lyk an orgy?

60. i do ur friend if u ask me nicely

61. can u imagine every hole full of cock?

62. u call the shots and tell me wut 2 do

63. wut do u wnt?

64. i wnt u 2 do me

65. i wnt u 2 give me all the fucking u can

66. when ur done I wnt u 2 turn me over

67. slide it up my ass

68. u wnt that tight ass?

69. make me feel lyk a virgin all over again

70. make me take it

71. make me take all ur friends

72. make me scream ur name

73. pump in2 me til u cum hard

74. make me cum hard, 2!

75. do u wnt 2 shoot it all over my face?

76. watch ur sticky crm slide down?

77. make me take it lyk the whore I am

78. u lyk having a slut 4 a luvr?

79. do nefin u wnt

80. i can do things u never imagined

81. i can make u feel btter than ne1

82. u wnt 2 treat me lyk a whore?

83. u can pay me lyk a slut

84. i wear high heels n fishnets

85. i give u wutever u wnt

86. u dnt hv 2 know my name

87. we can pretend Iur prostitute

88. wnt me 2 fulfill ur fantasy, baby?

89. u can watch me make it w/ ur bf

90. i can make it w/ my bf

91. i can fuck anybody u wnt

92. i can let u watch me fuck them

93. cum home and get me

94. ram ur cock hard in2 my puss

95. make me taste u in my throat

96. cum wherever u wnt

97. cum ne where

98. ur puss is w8n here 4 u!

99. my legs r spread and ready

100. hurry b4e I cum…

101. Do me w ur cock


  1. I having a wank and iam so honry

  2. I am bisexual and I like to suck cock

  3. Wetpussgurl says

    I read all of this…..MADE MY PUSS SOOOOO WET!!!!?? if you have an iPhone pls make me wet again-ccbenitez.04@icloud.com

  4. 01021336934
    I really need to fuck a girls

  5. I love jerkinoff to my gifl gettin fuckd..i cum fast..

  6. u didnt say if u were a guy or girl..ill txt u but only if u jerkoff..ill send u a pic of my tits..i make my man fuck me w. Cucumber.. Can u please watch us .

  7. hi am joe women i need sumtext 7551297

  8. I got a hard cock..my gifl makes me watch her fuck her x…can i cum to u

  9. Dont be so mean…r u perfect..i like my boyfriend tellin me to fuck infront of him

  10. Can somweone talk dirty..um horny and my boyfriend is at work

  11. Casey Wilson says

    Im not experienced at this but I’m soooo horny. I’m looking for some one to talk me thru stroke that cock and tell me where to put my fingers pussy, ass?

  12. Guys only!! Anyone wanna remove my lipstick!!I am waiting for someone to remove it man!!!

  13. I want some cock

  14. Big pretty cock

  15. These are awful :/ I mean, yeah, some of them are hot. But some of them I have to fucking decode and that just takes away from it. What ever happened to smart being sexy? We don’t even use shorthand that makes sense. It’s ridiculous. I don’t know about any one else, but bad spelling really turns me off.

  16. Some one text me I’m horrny as fuck it’s 570-242-2805

  17. Your not old enough yet

  18. can someone plz translate number 46? thanks

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  20. Girls check out my photo book of my boner. ” “Meet Mr Happy”. Let me know how wet it makes you ! Liam

  21. Let fuck hit me up girls (;

  22. add me up guys.. im an adventurous and exciting type of girl. join me in my paradise!..

  23. Want to text nude pics I’m horny

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  25. Love me some honey

  26. 7174606272

  27. onlygirls says

    i want to fuck some girrrls

  28. onlygirls says

    im 16 girls but my dick is big soooo yeah i go it

  29. TazlisaMarie says

    Love the ideas & would love more???? Better grammar though would be a lot sexier!! ????????????

  30. I don’t particularly enjoy these messages only because whoever wrote it, needs to be taught how to write properly! πŸ˜›

    But if it was me, I would say something along the lines of…

    ‘My dark prince… I am so wet for you right now… you have no idea how much I want you right now. I want to feel your fingers probing my pussy, making me cum hard as you stroke me.’

    I can deal with that. πŸ˜›

  31. Nothing makes my erection longer & stiffer than reading dirty text messages & emails…..
    in fact, it gets SO engorged that it tingles & trembles wickedly in anticipation……Would
    love to meet like minded ‘kindred spirits’ or ‘fellow travellers’ …please contact me at
    ‘edwards.ken@xtra.co.nz’…….and I promise to reply.

  32. do u want to fuck me
    yes or no but write back

  33. This offends my sensibilities.
    Want to get someone going? Here’s a tip:
    Good grammar is attractive. Act like you’re putting some effort into their pleasure.
    Not rocket science.

  34. I’m so horny

  35. U sexy

  36. George

  37. help! bf works outta town and he wants me to txt him dirty all the time..?? i donno what to txt!! pls! gimme examples people! lol

  38. Legit just read these with my boyfriend because we were bored and needed something to laugh at. Thanks for fulfilling that need with the most unintelligent thing we’ve ever read! (Also, probably the biggest turn-off I’ve ever seen. I would only consider using these to troll my friends and/or try and cheer them up with some stupid humour)

  39. Some body text me I’m horny 334-612-6029

  40. You can suck my cock and lick your vigina ass hole /pussy

  41. 4 girls only i live in lagos Am a hot fucking guy i ned a hot fucking sexy girl in lagos who can suck my dick & i wil suck & lick her pusy harder.than we start fucking faster till morning com if u need me call me now dis is my no, but if u’ar not hot don’t call me.08161874483

  42. My name is best john i live in lagos i love 2 have sex with hot & sexy girls i love licking wet pussy sucking niples.if am on top of u baby u wil cry but i love it when u cry of me it make me go harder and faster try me baby i wil put my dick in ur ass put my 2 fingers in ur pussy baby is sweet try it with me now girls only. dis is my no 08161874483

  43. I lived with a man and i cheated on him with my best friend i fill so trashy i think i may be a whore i cant help it my friend has a huge cock i love his big cock up in me my boy friend has a very small dick like 3 inches lol

  44. These are awesome….just starting seeing someone who lives in the same state but quite a few miles out…..so we only see each other occasionally……these will keep it sensual until we hook back up!! Thank you!!!

  45. summa breeze says

    danggg girl…thanks for postin this SHIT!!! i am usin all these on my man !!

  46. wickidsweet says

    I love these!!! How about

    I was just thinking of your big hard dick in my warm wet mouth πŸ˜‰

    Where do I sign up?

  47. look you guys are just pissed because you ar eprobably too ugly to really have a man and its making you mad cause you have o use your moms dildo so chill out and be respectful to those of us who have men!!

  48. i am using them now as we speak he is loving it… he is getting so hard its unbelievbale how well it works

  49. stephanie says

    this is retarded yall ppl need to use stuff like * kisses you, gets on top and starts to work my down to neck then down ur chest andthen i unbutton ur pants and take them off and then i have u put it in me and goes really hard and fast and then goes down looks up at u and says ur so big baby and sucks your cock dry* that is an example yall ppl use not this crap!

  50. da best site eva seen.i luv dis site like sh*t.

  51. These would be great if..they didn’t look like a retarded 15 year old wrote them.

  52. These were some pretty good tips πŸ˜€ i can’t wait to use them on my man <3

  53. “Dammit, you’ve got 140 characters. Use β€˜em!
    And please, please, please, learn to freaking spell! If some dolt sent me a text that read like any of the ones above, I’d have to dump him immediately.

    Ditto that! I could hardly read this crap!

  54. tried this with my boyfriend had him hot and streamy, great site thanks

  55. Seriously this list sucks? Dirty texting…maybe if you are too stupid to spell….so glad my boyfriend is WAAY better at this than this website.

  56. dirty tlking is so fun nd this list is great ive been tryna find a gud wed site nd i found it im deff used this qoutes

  57. bigclock :p says

    hey any chick wanna chat let me know luv dirty txting πŸ™‚

  58. I use a website called http://www.ukquickies.com in Britain to meet women, and it’s al run via texting, so I’m going to give loads of these a go. Thanx

  59. Lrn2english.

  60. i just used it on my man and he tect me back saying he cum in his boxers!! thanks!! xx

  61. yelladiva_tee says

    My man said ” Damn, where are you i need dat!!!!

  62. misskitty_79 says

    Dammit, you’ve got 140 characters. Use ’em!
    And please, please, please, learn to freaking spell! If some dolt sent me a text that read like any of the ones above, I’d have to dump him immediately.

  63. ohhhhhhh this stuff made ma cock to shoot out of ma pants

  64. Anonymous……..2y I think is supposed to be toy……the 2 representing the letters TO, is my best guess. hope this helps.

  65. what is 2y??

  66. in and out πŸ™‚

  67. great stuff jst wat i need

  68. great staff. jst wat i need

  69. wow… this is wat i’m lookng 4. i;m in a long distance relationship ,this wiil spicen up our relationship

  70. StephIzAButchBitch says

    dallas iz right. cum up wit this shit by yourself. use tht thng n ur fukin head, you dumb harry cunt licking bitch.

  71. These are hilarious. I admit a few are really clever and catchy, but unless you are already in a relationship with the girl, some of these can get you labeled as a stalker. Too funny.

  72. Dallas you are stupid. These dirty text ideas are great for people like me who can’t seem to come up with a sexy text message.

    Have you ever heard the saying “if you don’t have something nice to say shut the fuck up”?

  73. HAHA these comments are so fake. fuck you dirtytalk101

  74. i love the dirty tlk

  75. So this website is for chicks who want to talk dirty to their partners right? What if yr partner is a chick as well? :S i can’t find many lez examples on the net and i thought there might be some on here but there’s not πŸ™ all good if you girls aren’t going to add some

  76. Ex Girlfiend says

    Hey, cool tips. I’ll buy a glass of beer to the person from that chat who told me to go to your blog πŸ™‚

  77. I found your site on Digg today and bookmarked to visit again. Keep up the good work.

  78. Appreciate the info guys, thanks

  79. I wanted to comment and thank the author, good stuff


  81. How nice is this list. I come back to it just about everyday to get a new dirty text message.

    For those who haven’t subscribed you need to check this out…

  82. prplecupcake says

    great stuff…and exactly what I’ve been searching for. my man travels a lot and I need good ideas to torture him while he’s gone! πŸ˜‰

  83. japaneekitty licky says

    that what i wanted know how to talk dirty more better !!!

  84. This is the only website I have found with examples I love it! I just needed something to kinda give me a idea but i couldn’t find n e sites that show examples!

  85. WOW, just what I am looking for. I’ll be signing up for the memberships right now…

  86. I tell you i’ve been looking for a site with this kind of info! Best Website by far and i’ve read from your commetaries and have picked up phrases from there.
    I think there should be like an option to add our own nasty info………..so the list could get longer and better and steamier and juicier! great website.

  87. Thanks for all the dirty text message ideas. I’m sure I will be using these on my man soon….

  88. Great list, thanks so much for posting it…

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