101 Ways to Capture His Heart

1. Cook him something that he will never forget.

2. Give the best blowjobs ever.

3. Send flowers to him at work.

4. Tell your friends how much you love him.

5. Call him for no reason at all.

6. Send him a card with hearts.

7. Buy him a dog.

8. Wear something naughty for him.

9. Save his picture to your screensaver.

10. Take him on a romantic trip.

11. Let him work on your car.

12. Become friends with his mother.

13. Mix a CD of love songs just for him.

14. Come to bed dressed in his favorite team’s jersey.

15. Learn all about his favorite sport.

16. Get tickets to his favorite sporting event.

17. Let him sit on the couch with a beer and his buddies all day.

18. Learn how to bait your own hook and take him fishing.

19. Cook a steak for him – and another for his dog.

20. Wash his truck in your bikini.

21. Put in a porn film without him having to ask.

22. Get him a subscription to Hustler.

23. Send him to the sex toy shop with instructions to buy something naughty for you.

24. Slip a love note into his briefcase.

25. Send him a sultry email detailing your fantasies.

26. Never talk about your exes in his presence.

27. Put a post-it note on his mirror telling him about what body part you like best.

28. Teach him what the male g-spot is.

29. Leave a voicemail telling him you are thinking about him.

30. Record yourself having an orgasm and give him the CD.

31. Set up the video camera and make it even more vivid!

32. Meet him at the door wrapped in only his shirt.

33. Tie him to the bed and take over for an evening.

34. Make a cast dildo of his cock to use while he is away.

35. Surprise him on that business trip by showing up in his room in a negligee.

36. Call him for phone sex while he’s at work.

37. Come up with new and inventive ways to make phone sex feel more like the real thing.

38. Tuck a pair of your panties into his glove compartment for him to find later.

39. Make him your “last call” of the day, every day.

40. Dress up like a stripper and pretend you’re someone else for a night.

41. Take a stripping class and learn how to polish his pole in more ways than one.

42. Learn how to belly dance.

43. Take him to the store with you to pick out your spring and summer wardrobe.

44. Let him choose his favorite swimsuit or bikini for you.

45. Trail roses all over his body.

46. Let him have anal sex with you.

47. Better yet, teach him how good it can be to receive anal sex!

48. Cook a romantic dinner for him.

49. Fuck him outside underneath the stars.

50. Play footsie with his dick under the restaurant tablecloth.

51. Suck on that ice cream cone tell him it will soon be him.

52. Mow his lawn while he’s at work.

53. Invite your best friend for a threesome and make him the focus of the action.

54. Ask him to star in his very own porn film.

55. Serve him luscious fruits with your body as the plate.

56. Wear edible underwear for a nice surprise.

57. Buy a book of naughty positions and try them one by one.

58. Write an erotic story for him.

59. Read that story to him while you are in bed together.

60. Learn the thrill of getting mud on the tires!

61. Plan a campout in the bed of his truck.

62. Put a picture of him on your desk at work.

63. Surprise him with an impromptu flight to his favorite city.

64. Join the mile-high club!

65. Listen to what he has to say.

66. Remember the names of his friends and the kind of beer they like.

67. Give him a pet name.

68. Don’t pressure him into anything at all – let him be the one that makes that call.

69. Invite him to a game of strip poker.

70. Take him to strip club for his birthday and buy him a lap dance.

71. Better yet, buy yourself a lap dance and let him watch.

72. Raid his kitchen for sex toys – dinner will never be the same.

73. Kiss him on the Ferris Wheel and make him feel like a kid again.

74. Go necking in the back of his prized classic car.

75. Give him a hickey to show off to his friends.

76. Give him a written list of all the things you love about him.

77. Take your farmer boy to the barn and do it in the hayloft.

78. Give him public displays of affection.

79. Take him to church and whisper naughty thoughts into his ear throughout the sermon.

80. Learn about all the things he is interested in.

81. Leave fresh-baked cookies in his kitchen.

82. Always have your fridge stocked with his favorites.

83. Give him a key to your place.

84. Ask him to make love to you on his prized boat.

85. Meet him in a hotel for a lunchtime quickie.

86. Take him to see an action movie instead of a chick flick.

87. Invest in a dozen thongs and ask him to choose which ones you wear on any given day.

88. Get in the shower with him to soap him up.

89. Draw a sweet bubble bath and ride him like a whore while you’re in it.

90. Pretend you’re a virgin and ask him to teach you the ways of the world.

91. Make a point of getting to know his father.

92. Write a poem about him.

93. Write about your love for him on your blog.

94. Change your Facebook status to “in a relationship.”

95. Tell him he’s the only one you will ever want.

96. Give him a long, thorough massage from head to toe.

97. Ask him if you’re in his future.

98. Burn your little black book.

99. Turn convention on its head and propose to him.

100. Call a radio station and dedicate a love song to him.

101. Tell him you want to bear his children.