1. So, do you come here often?
2. What’s your sign?
3. Did it hurt? Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
4. You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
5. My mother has been praying I would bring home a girl like you.
6. May I buy you a drink?
7. I know a great way to burn off all these calories.
8. What will it take to make you sleep with me? I’m listening.
9. Can I take your coat…or would you like to help me put one on?
10. I want to wake up next to you in the morning.
11. Can I give you a ride home?
12. I’ll bet you a hundred bucks you’re going to say no.
13. Your place or mine?
14. No, I haven’t been drinking. I’m just intoxicated by your beauty.
15. The stars fell from the sky and landed in your eyes.
16. My wife just left me for another man. Want to help me get even?
17. Let’s go someplace quieter – I really want to hear what you have to say.
18. Your beauty makes the rest of the world look sad and gray.
19. Looking that sexy has got to be a crime in at least forty states.
20. I saw you looking at me. Do you want me?
21. You’re so beautiful, I don’t remember a single pickup line.
22. Besides being sexy all the time, what do you do for a living?
23. If I’m dreaming, please don’t wake me up.
24. I want to file a police report. You just stole my heart.
25. I know you’re from heaven – but where do you spend your time on Earth?
26. I was surprised the fire alarms didn’t go off when your hotness walked in.
27. Are you from Tennessee? You’re the only ten I see!
28. Excuse me while I pick my jaw up from the floor.
29. Don’t turn your back on me – I might have to steal your heart.
30. I saw your picture in the dictionary next to the word “hot.”
31. I’ve lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
32. Oh, my…there really are angels among us. How long are you here?
33. Are you afraid of commitment? No? Prove it.
34. Can I take your puppies out to play?
35. I must be dead. Beauties like you are only possible in heaven.
36. That’s a gorgeous dress. Can I talk you out of it?
37. Do you want children? How about we practice making them?
38. Fuck me if I’m wrong, but is your name Stacy?
39. Did you ever win “best in show”? You’re definitely a winner.
40. It’s not fair that you get that body for the rest of your life. Can you share it for just one night?
41. I thought I needed Viagra…and then I saw you.
42. Those pants are so clean, I can see myself in them.
43. You’re so bad, you broke Santa’s naughty list!
44. Ever do it with a stranger? Tonight’s your lucky night!
45. I’m not good at breaking the ice, so I’ll just say hello instead.
46. I really do melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
47. If not for all that sin, you would be perfect.
48. Who needs a horse race when a Thoroughbred like you is sitting right here?
49. Will you hold my hand while I go for a walk? Come on.
50. I’m Latino. Do you have any Latino in you? Want some?
51. I’ll bet you don’t have the energy to keep up with me. Let’s go find out.
52. What does it feel like to be the sexiest person in the room?
53. I’m going to get off on you tonight anyway – you might as well be there while I do it.
54. We’re going to dance, then drink, then fuck. You okay with that?
55. I think I’m falling in love with you.
56. I tried being a monk, but celibacy just isn’t my style.
57. You know how to give CPR? My dick needs some air – how about mouth to mouth?
58. My backseat is the size of a football field. Want to see?
59. I have much more money than you think.
60. You have a headache? You know what cures that, don’t you?
61. Those legs go on for miles and miles…can I drive them?
62. I just got out of prison and I haven’t had a woman in years. Want to make up for it?
63. What do you like for breakfast?
64. Your lips look lonely…I can give them something to do.
65. Excuse me…I think you have my chair.
66. Are you married? You are? You didn’t say happily, so I still have a chance.
67. I was a Boy Scout, honey – you should see what I can do with some rope.
68. I’m a gynecologist. How long has it been since your last exam?
69. Don’t you think we would look gorgeous in an engagement photo?
70. When is the last time you were kissed?
71. Are you a virgin? No? Prove it!
72. There’s a reason they called me ‘tripod’ in college.
73. I give great mammograms. Let’s go into my office and I’ll show you.
74. I just got dumped, but you made me forget about it.
75. I know I am staring at your breasts, and I know it’s rude, but I just can’t stop. Forgive me?
76. I’m the easiest person in the room. Are you the second easiest?
77. I could fall madly in bed with you.
78. Just one night, nothing more, and nothing less. You game?
79. You make this room too damn hot – I might have to take off my clothes.
80. I only have cigarettes after sex, and I’m craving one right now.
81. I’m lost in the ocean of those beautiful blue eyes.
82. I’m a genie here to grant three wishes – as long as they involve sex.
83. Pickup lines are lame. Let’s just get to the point and fuck.
84. I’ll bet you say no to all the guys. But I’m not just another guy.
85. I work as a surgeon. Come back to my place and I’ll show you how talented my hands are.
86. All those curves…and I have no brakes.
87. I’m an organ donor. Would you like to play with my organ?
88. Nascar ain’t got nothing on those curves of yours.
89. I’ve got a condom if you’ve got the time.
90. You make me want to be a better man.
91. My teeth hurt, you’re so sweet!
92. You’re what I want to see wrapped up underneath my tree this year.
93. Have you ever had anal sex? Tonight’s your lucky night!
94. That jacket would look great on my bedroom floor.
95. Good thing there are no pirates around – they would be stealing that gorgeous booty!
96. I’m taking applications for girlfriends…want to sign up?
97. Ho hum hum and a bottle of rum – want to join me?
98. Kiss me, I’m Irish. I’m good luck!
99. I have some Viagra…want to help me see if it really works?
100. I don’t want to sleep with you. I want to get to know you.
101. Hello, gorgeous…my name is ____.
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