101 Dirty Text Messages

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Dirty Text Messages

1. i wnt 2 x u

2. i cnt w8 2 nuzzle ur nips

3. when will u b home in bd w/ me?

4. get off work early n cum get me

5. i wnt 2 lick u

6. i wnt 2 taste ur dick

7. i wnt 2 milk ur dick n get ur cream

8. i wnt 2 suck u

9. i wnt 2 lick ur cum from my fingers

10. get home so I can fuck u

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May 12, 2009 at 9:06 AM

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1 dirty_girl December 29, 2008 at 2:25 PM

Great list, thanks so much for posting it…

2 hottiehot January 7, 2009 at 8:23 AM

Thanks for all the dirty text message ideas. I’m sure I will be using these on my man soon….

3 ycats January 9, 2009 at 3:37 PM

I tell you i’ve been looking for a site with this kind of info! Best Website by far and i’ve read from your commetaries and have picked up phrases from there.
I think there should be like an option to add our own nasty info………..so the list could get longer and better and steamier and juicier! great website.

4 cmd-buzz January 29, 2009 at 3:09 PM

WOW, just what I am looking for. I’ll be signing up for the memberships right now…

5 tmc09 January 30, 2009 at 1:13 PM

This is the only website I have found with examples I love it! I just needed something to kinda give me a idea but i couldn’t find n e sites that show examples!

6 japaneekitty licky February 9, 2009 at 4:44 AM

that what i wanted know how to talk dirty more better !!!

7 prplecupcake February 11, 2009 at 2:00 PM

great stuff…and exactly what I’ve been searching for. my man travels a lot and I need good ideas to torture him while he’s gone! ;)

8 netta February 18, 2009 at 9:40 PM

How nice is this list. I come back to it just about everyday to get a new dirty text message.

For those who haven’t subscribed you need to check this out…

9 sex kitten. February 22, 2009 at 11:33 AM

MORE MORE MORE

10 Radford March 11, 2009 at 3:25 AM

I wanted to comment and thank the author, good stuff

11 Radman March 15, 2009 at 1:00 AM

Appreciate the info guys, thanks

12 KASI March 23, 2009 at 5:21 PM

I found your site on Digg today and bookmarked to visit again. Keep up the good work.

13 Ex Girlfiend April 9, 2009 at 3:05 AM

Hey, cool tips. I’ll buy a glass of beer to the person from that chat who told me to go to your blog :)

14 Annie April 15, 2009 at 7:15 PM

So this website is for chicks who want to talk dirty to their partners right? What if yr partner is a chick as well? :S i can’t find many lez examples on the net and i thought there might be some on here but there’s not :( all good if you girls aren’t going to add some

15 thalia July 3, 2009 at 5:56 PM

i love the dirty tlk

16 Dallas July 20, 2009 at 6:36 PM

HAHA these comments are so fake. fuck you dirtytalk101

17 Steph August 31, 2009 at 1:39 PM

Dallas you are stupid. These dirty text ideas are great for people like me who can’t seem to come up with a sexy text message.

Have you ever heard the saying “if you don’t have something nice to say shut the fuck up”?

18 Pickup Lines September 3, 2009 at 9:34 AM

These are hilarious. I admit a few are really clever and catchy, but unless you are already in a relationship with the girl, some of these can get you labeled as a stalker. Too funny.

19 StephIzAButchBitch October 19, 2009 at 12:30 AM

dallas iz right. cum up wit this shit by yourself. use tht thng n ur fukin head, you dumb harry cunt licking bitch.

20 faith smith November 25, 2009 at 11:07 AM

wow… this is wat i’m lookng 4. i;m in a long distance relationship ,this wiil spicen up our relationship

21 faith smith November 25, 2009 at 11:07 AM

great staff. jst wat i need

22 faith smith November 25, 2009 at 11:08 AM

great stuff jst wat i need

23 bwiee January 29, 2010 at 11:40 PM

in and out :)

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