101 Dirty Text Messages
1. i wnt 2 x u
2. i cnt w8 2 nuzzle ur nips
3. when will u b home in bd w/ me?
4. get off work early n cum get me
5. i wnt 2 lick u
6. i wnt 2 taste ur dick
7. i wnt 2 milk ur dick n get ur cream
8. i wnt 2 suck u
9. i wnt 2 lick ur cum from my fingers
10. get home so I can fuck u
11. r u hot yet?
12. r u hard already?
13. r u hot n bothered, baby?
14. r u warin nefin?
15. is ur dick long n hard n thick?
16. can anybody tell how hard u r?
17. r u gna show off ur cock?
18. r u naked?
19. do u wnt me?
20. u can hv me
21. all u hv 2 do is cum home n spread my legs
22. open me up wide 4 ur dick
23. i gna slide down ur hard cock
24. my puss is dripping wet
25. u can slide rite in
26. i wnt 2 ride on ur rod
27. i wnt 2 make u wet w/ my juices
28. i am 2uching myself rite now
29. wish u cud watch me!
30. on the bd w/o clothes
31. sliding my fingers inside my cunt
32. teasing w/ my nips
33. on the verge of cumin hard
34. my puss is so fucking hot!
35. i gna cum hard
36. i gna suck it gd
37. i just came 4 u
38. ram it in2 me
39. i ur dessert
40. suck me n I’ll cum lyk crazy
41. u wnt 2 c my tits?
42. wnt 2 rub my puss?
43. i gna climb on 2p
44. slide my puss over ur cock
45. i gna ride u until u hv 2 cum
46. then Igna s2p
47. i gna give u a bj
48. ur gna shoot 4 me
49. cum all over my face
50. cum all over my tits
51. cum all over my puss
52. watch me play w/ ur cream
53. u wnt it dnt u?
54. when I c u I will get out the 2ys
55. i can take a 2y in each hole
56. u can fuck me wherever u wnt
57. dnt let anyone c ur naughty thots!
58. r u gna shr this text w/ ur friend?
59. would u lyk an orgy?
60. i do ur friend if u ask me nicely
61. can u imagine every hole full of cock?
62. u call the shots and tell me wut 2 do
63. wut do u wnt?
64. i wnt u 2 do me
65. i wnt u 2 give me all the fucking u can
66. when ur done I wnt u 2 turn me over
67. slide it up my ass
68. u wnt that tight ass?
69. make me feel lyk a virgin all over again
70. make me take it
71. make me take all ur friends
72. make me scream ur name
73. pump in2 me til u cum hard
74. make me cum hard, 2!
75. do u wnt 2 shoot it all over my face?
76. watch ur sticky crm slide down?
77. make me take it lyk the whore I am
78. u lyk having a slut 4 a luvr?
79. do nefin u wnt
80. i can do things u never imagined
81. i can make u feel btter than ne1
82. u wnt 2 treat me lyk a whore?
83. u can pay me lyk a slut
84. i wear high heels n fishnets
85. i give u wutever u wnt
86. u dnt hv 2 know my name
87. we can pretend Iur prostitute
88. wnt me 2 fulfill ur fantasy, baby?
89. u can watch me make it w/ ur bf
90. i can make it w/ my bf
91. i can fuck anybody u wnt
92. i can let u watch me fuck them
93. cum home and get me
94. ram ur cock hard in2 my puss
95. make me taste u in my throat
96. cum wherever u wnt
97. cum ne where
98. ur puss is w8n here 4 u!
99. my legs r spread and ready
100. hurry b4e I cum…
101. Do me w ur cock
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Great list, thanks so much for posting it…
Thanks for all the dirty text message ideas. I’m sure I will be using these on my man soon….
I tell you i’ve been looking for a site with this kind of info! Best Website by far and i’ve read from your commetaries and have picked up phrases from there.
I think there should be like an option to add our own nasty info………..so the list could get longer and better and steamier and juicier! great website.
WOW, just what I am looking for. I’ll be signing up for the memberships right now…
This is the only website I have found with examples I love it! I just needed something to kinda give me a idea but i couldn’t find n e sites that show examples!
that what i wanted know how to talk dirty more better !!!
great stuff…and exactly what I’ve been searching for. my man travels a lot and I need good ideas to torture him while he’s gone!
How nice is this list. I come back to it just about everyday to get a new dirty text message.
For those who haven’t subscribed you need to check this out…
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I wanted to comment and thank the author, good stuff
Appreciate the info guys, thanks
I found your site on Digg today and bookmarked to visit again. Keep up the good work.
Hey, cool tips. I’ll buy a glass of beer to the person from that chat who told me to go to your blog
So this website is for chicks who want to talk dirty to their partners right? What if yr partner is a chick as well? :S i can’t find many lez examples on the net and i thought there might be some on here but there’s not
all good if you girls aren’t going to add some
i love the dirty tlk
HAHA these comments are so fake. fuck you dirtytalk101
Dallas you are stupid. These dirty text ideas are great for people like me who can’t seem to come up with a sexy text message.
Have you ever heard the saying “if you don’t have something nice to say shut the fuck up”?
These are hilarious. I admit a few are really clever and catchy, but unless you are already in a relationship with the girl, some of these can get you labeled as a stalker. Too funny.
dallas iz right. cum up wit this shit by yourself. use tht thng n ur fukin head, you dumb harry cunt licking bitch.
wow… this is wat i’m lookng 4. i;m in a long distance relationship ,this wiil spicen up our relationship
great staff. jst wat i need
great stuff jst wat i need
in and out
what is 2y??
Anonymous……..2y I think is supposed to be toy……the 2 representing the letters TO, is my best guess. hope this helps.
ohhhhhhh this stuff made ma cock to shoot out of ma pants
Dammit, you’ve got 140 characters. Use ‘em!
And please, please, please, learn to freaking spell! If some dolt sent me a text that read like any of the ones above, I’d have to dump him immediately.
Gha!
My man said ” Damn, where are you i need dat!!!!
i just used it on my man and he tect me back saying he cum in his boxers!! thanks!! xx
Lrn2english.
I use a website called http://www.ukquickies.com in Britain to meet women, and it’s al run via texting, so I’m going to give loads of these a go. Thanx
hey any chick wanna chat let me know luv dirty txting
dirty tlking is so fun nd this list is great ive been tryna find a gud wed site nd i found it im deff used this qoutes
Seriously this list sucks? Dirty texting…maybe if you are too stupid to spell….so glad my boyfriend is WAAY better at this than this website.
tried this with my boyfriend had him hot and streamy, great site thanks
“Dammit, you’ve got 140 characters. Use ‘em!
And please, please, please, learn to freaking spell! If some dolt sent me a text that read like any of the ones above, I’d have to dump him immediately.
Gha!”
Ditto that! I could hardly read this crap!
These were some pretty good tips
i can’t wait to use them on my man <3
These would be great if..they didn’t look like a retarded 15 year old wrote them.
da best site eva seen.i luv dis site like sh*t.
this is retarded yall ppl need to use stuff like * kisses you, gets on top and starts to work my down to neck then down ur chest andthen i unbutton ur pants and take them off and then i have u put it in me and goes really hard and fast and then goes down looks up at u and says ur so big baby and sucks your cock dry* that is an example yall ppl use not this crap!
i am using them now as we speak he is loving it… he is getting so hard its unbelievbale how well it works
look you guys are just pissed because you ar eprobably too ugly to really have a man and its making you mad cause you have o use your moms dildo so chill out and be respectful to those of us who have men!!
I love these!!! How about
I was just thinking of your big hard dick in my warm wet mouth
Where do I sign up?
danggg girl…thanks for postin this SHIT!!! i am usin all these on my man !!
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