101 Dirty Text Messages

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Dirty Text Messages

1. i wnt 2 x u

2. i cnt w8 2 nuzzle ur nips

3. when will u b home in bd w/ me?

4. get off work early n cum get me

5. i wnt 2 lick u

6. i wnt 2 taste ur dick

7. i wnt 2 milk ur dick n get ur cream

8. i wnt 2 suck u

9. i wnt 2 lick ur cum from my fingers

10. get home so I can fuck u

11. r u hot yet?

12. r u hard already?

13. r u hot n bothered, baby?

14. r u warin nefin?

15. is ur dick long n hard n thick?

16. can anybody tell how hard u r?

17. r u gna show off ur cock?

18. r u naked?

19. do u wnt me?

20. u can hv me

21. all u hv 2 do is cum home n spread my legs

22. open me up wide 4 ur dick

23. i gna slide down ur hard cock

24. my puss is dripping wet

25. u can slide rite in

26. i wnt 2 ride on ur rod

27. i wnt 2 make u wet w/ my juices

28. i am 2uching myself rite now

29. wish u cud watch me!

30. on the bd w/o clothes

31. sliding my fingers inside my cunt

32. teasing w/ my nips

33. on the verge of cumin hard

34. my puss is so fucking hot!

35. i gna cum hard

36. i gna suck it gd

37. i just came 4 u

38. ram it in2 me

39. i ur dessert

40. suck me n I’ll cum lyk crazy

41. u wnt 2 c my tits?

42. wnt 2 rub my puss?

43. i gna climb on 2p

44. slide my puss over ur cock

45. i gna ride u until u hv 2 cum

46. then Igna s2p

47. i gna give u a bj

48. ur gna shoot 4 me

49. cum all over my face

50. cum all over my tits

51. cum all over my puss

52. watch me play w/ ur cream

53. u wnt it dnt u?

54. when I c u I will get out the 2ys

55. i can take a 2y in each hole

56. u can fuck me wherever u wnt

57. dnt let anyone c ur naughty thots!

58. r u gna shr this text w/ ur friend?

59. would u lyk an orgy?

60. i do ur friend if u ask me nicely

61. can u imagine every hole full of cock?

62. u call the shots and tell me wut 2 do

63. wut do u wnt?

64. i wnt u 2 do me

65. i wnt u 2 give me all the fucking u can

66. when ur done I wnt u 2 turn me over

67. slide it up my ass

68. u wnt that tight ass?

69. make me feel lyk a virgin all over again

70. make me take it

71. make me take all ur friends

72. make me scream ur name

73. pump in2 me til u cum hard

74. make me cum hard, 2!

75. do u wnt 2 shoot it all over my face?

76. watch ur sticky crm slide down?

77. make me take it lyk the whore I am

78. u lyk having a slut 4 a luvr?

79. do nefin u wnt

80. i can do things u never imagined

81. i can make u feel btter than ne1

82. u wnt 2 treat me lyk a whore?

83. u can pay me lyk a slut

84. i wear high heels n fishnets

85. i give u wutever u wnt

86. u dnt hv 2 know my name

87. we can pretend Iur prostitute

88. wnt me 2 fulfill ur fantasy, baby?

89. u can watch me make it w/ ur bf

90. i can make it w/ my bf

91. i can fuck anybody u wnt

92. i can let u watch me fuck them

93. cum home and get me

94. ram ur cock hard in2 my puss

95. make me taste u in my throat

96. cum wherever u wnt

97. cum ne where

98. ur puss is w8n here 4 u!

99. my legs r spread and ready

100. hurry b4e I cum…

101. Do me w ur cock

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1 dirty_girl December 29, 2008 at 2:25 PM

Great list, thanks so much for posting it…

2 hottiehot January 7, 2009 at 8:23 AM

Thanks for all the dirty text message ideas. I’m sure I will be using these on my man soon….

3 ycats January 9, 2009 at 3:37 PM

I tell you i’ve been looking for a site with this kind of info! Best Website by far and i’ve read from your commetaries and have picked up phrases from there.
I think there should be like an option to add our own nasty info………..so the list could get longer and better and steamier and juicier! great website.

4 cmd-buzz January 29, 2009 at 3:09 PM

WOW, just what I am looking for. I’ll be signing up for the memberships right now…

5 tmc09 January 30, 2009 at 1:13 PM

This is the only website I have found with examples I love it! I just needed something to kinda give me a idea but i couldn’t find n e sites that show examples!

6 japaneekitty licky February 9, 2009 at 4:44 AM

that what i wanted know how to talk dirty more better !!!

7 prplecupcake February 11, 2009 at 2:00 PM

great stuff…and exactly what I’ve been searching for. my man travels a lot and I need good ideas to torture him while he’s gone! ;)

8 netta February 18, 2009 at 9:40 PM

How nice is this list. I come back to it just about everyday to get a new dirty text message.

For those who haven’t subscribed you need to check this out…

9 sex kitten. February 22, 2009 at 11:33 AM

MORE MORE MORE

10 Radford March 11, 2009 at 3:25 AM

I wanted to comment and thank the author, good stuff

11 Radman March 15, 2009 at 1:00 AM

Appreciate the info guys, thanks

12 KASI March 23, 2009 at 5:21 PM

I found your site on Digg today and bookmarked to visit again. Keep up the good work.

13 Ex Girlfiend April 9, 2009 at 3:05 AM

Hey, cool tips. I’ll buy a glass of beer to the person from that chat who told me to go to your blog :)

14 Annie April 15, 2009 at 7:15 PM

So this website is for chicks who want to talk dirty to their partners right? What if yr partner is a chick as well? :S i can’t find many lez examples on the net and i thought there might be some on here but there’s not :( all good if you girls aren’t going to add some

15 thalia July 3, 2009 at 5:56 PM

i love the dirty tlk

16 Dallas July 20, 2009 at 6:36 PM

HAHA these comments are so fake. fuck you dirtytalk101

17 Steph August 31, 2009 at 1:39 PM

Dallas you are stupid. These dirty text ideas are great for people like me who can’t seem to come up with a sexy text message.

Have you ever heard the saying “if you don’t have something nice to say shut the fuck up”?

18 Pickup Lines September 3, 2009 at 9:34 AM

These are hilarious. I admit a few are really clever and catchy, but unless you are already in a relationship with the girl, some of these can get you labeled as a stalker. Too funny.

19 StephIzAButchBitch October 19, 2009 at 12:30 AM

dallas iz right. cum up wit this shit by yourself. use tht thng n ur fukin head, you dumb harry cunt licking bitch.

20 faith smith November 25, 2009 at 11:07 AM

wow… this is wat i’m lookng 4. i;m in a long distance relationship ,this wiil spicen up our relationship

21 faith smith November 25, 2009 at 11:07 AM

great staff. jst wat i need

22 faith smith November 25, 2009 at 11:08 AM

great stuff jst wat i need

23 bwiee January 29, 2010 at 11:40 PM

in and out :)

24 anonymous February 17, 2010 at 12:12 PM

what is 2y??

25 LongStick February 19, 2010 at 1:55 PM

Anonymous……..2y I think is supposed to be toy……the 2 representing the letters TO, is my best guess. hope this helps.

26 nimesh March 8, 2010 at 3:23 AM

ohhhhhhh this stuff made ma cock to shoot out of ma pants

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