101 Dirty Text Messages

1. i wnt 2 x u

2. i cnt w8 2 nuzzle ur nips

3. when will u b home in bd w/ me?

4. get off work early n cum get me

5. i wnt 2 lick u

6. i wnt 2 taste ur dick

7. i wnt 2 milk ur dick n get ur cream

8. i wnt 2 suck u

9. i wnt 2 lick ur cum from my fingers

10. get home so I can fuck u

11. r u hot yet?

12. r u hard already?

13. r u hot n bothered, baby?

14. r u warin nefin?

15. is ur dick long n hard n thick?

16. can anybody tell how hard u r?

17. r u gna show off ur cock?

18. r u naked?

19. do u wnt me?

20. u can hv me

21. all u hv 2 do is cum home n spread my legs

22. open me up wide 4 ur dick

23. i gna slide down ur hard cock

24. my puss is dripping wet

25. u can slide rite in

26. i wnt 2 ride on ur rod

27. i wnt 2 make u wet w/ my juices

28. i am 2uching myself rite now

29. wish u cud watch me!

30. on the bd w/o clothes

31. sliding my fingers inside my cunt

32. teasing w/ my nips

33. on the verge of cumin hard

34. my puss is so fucking hot!

35. i gna cum hard

36. i gna suck it gd

37. i just came 4 u

38. ram it in2 me

39. i ur dessert

40. suck me n I’ll cum lyk crazy

41. u wnt 2 c my tits?

42. wnt 2 rub my puss?

43. i gna climb on 2p

44. slide my puss over ur cock

45. i gna ride u until u hv 2 cum

46. then Igna s2p

47. i gna give u a bj

48. ur gna shoot 4 me

49. cum all over my face

50. cum all over my tits

51. cum all over my puss

52. watch me play w/ ur cream

53. u wnt it dnt u?

54. when I c u I will get out the 2ys

55. i can take a 2y in each hole

56. u can fuck me wherever u wnt

57. dnt let anyone c ur naughty thots!

58. r u gna shr this text w/ ur friend?

59. would u lyk an orgy?

60. i do ur friend if u ask me nicely

61. can u imagine every hole full of cock?

62. u call the shots and tell me wut 2 do

63. wut do u wnt?

64. i wnt u 2 do me

65. i wnt u 2 give me all the fucking u can

66. when ur done I wnt u 2 turn me over

67. slide it up my ass

68. u wnt that tight ass?

69. make me feel lyk a virgin all over again

70. make me take it

71. make me take all ur friends

72. make me scream ur name

73. pump in2 me til u cum hard

74. make me cum hard, 2!

75. do u wnt 2 shoot it all over my face?

76. watch ur sticky crm slide down?

77. make me take it lyk the whore I am

78. u lyk having a slut 4 a luvr?

79. do nefin u wnt

80. i can do things u never imagined

81. i can make u feel btter than ne1

82. u wnt 2 treat me lyk a whore?

83. u can pay me lyk a slut

84. i wear high heels n fishnets

85. i give u wutever u wnt

86. u dnt hv 2 know my name

87. we can pretend Iur prostitute

88. wnt me 2 fulfill ur fantasy, baby?

89. u can watch me make it w/ ur bf

90. i can make it w/ my bf

91. i can fuck anybody u wnt

92. i can let u watch me fuck them

93. cum home and get me

94. ram ur cock hard in2 my puss

95. make me taste u in my throat

96. cum wherever u wnt

97. cum ne where

98. ur puss is w8n here 4 u!

99. my legs r spread and ready

100. hurry b4e I cum…

101. Do me w ur cock


Comments

  1. Sarah says

    I don’t particularly enjoy these messages only because whoever wrote it, needs to be taught how to write properly! :P

    But if it was me, I would say something along the lines of…

    ‘My dark prince… I am so wet for you right now… you have no idea how much I want you right now. I want to feel your fingers probing my pussy, making me cum hard as you stroke me.’

    I can deal with that. :P

  2. says

    Nothing makes my erection longer & stiffer than reading dirty text messages & emails…..
    in fact, it gets SO engorged that it tingles & trembles wickedly in anticipation……Would
    love to meet like minded ‘kindred spirits’ or ‘fellow travellers’ …please contact me at
    ‘edwards.ken@xtra.co.nz’…….and I promise to reply.

  3. JK says

    This offends my sensibilities.
    Want to get someone going? Here’s a tip:
    Good grammar is attractive. Act like you’re putting some effort into their pleasure.
    Not rocket science.

  4. Worried says

    help! bf works outta town and he wants me to txt him dirty all the time..?? i donno what to txt!! pls! gimme examples people! lol

  5. kj says

    Legit just read these with my boyfriend because we were bored and needed something to laugh at. Thanks for fulfilling that need with the most unintelligent thing we’ve ever read! (Also, probably the biggest turn-off I’ve ever seen. I would only consider using these to troll my friends and/or try and cheer them up with some stupid humour)

  6. says

    4 girls only i live in lagos Am a hot fucking guy i ned a hot fucking sexy girl in lagos who can suck my dick & i wil suck & lick her pusy harder.than we start fucking faster till morning com if u need me call me now dis is my no, but if u’ar not hot don’t call me.08161874483

  7. says

    My name is best john i live in lagos i love 2 have sex with hot & sexy girls i love licking wet pussy sucking niples.if am on top of u baby u wil cry but i love it when u cry of me it make me go harder and faster try me baby i wil put my dick in ur ass put my 2 fingers in ur pussy baby is sweet try it with me now girls only. dis is my no 08161874483

  8. says

    I lived with a man and i cheated on him with my best friend i fill so trashy i think i may be a whore i cant help it my friend has a huge cock i love his big cock up in me my boy friend has a very small dick like 3 inches lol

  9. says

    These are awesome….just starting seeing someone who lives in the same state but quite a few miles out…..so we only see each other occasionally……these will keep it sensual until we hook back up!! Thank you!!!

  10. wickidsweet says

    I love these!!! How about

    I was just thinking of your big hard dick in my warm wet mouth ;-)

    Where do I sign up?

  11. cassidy says

    look you guys are just pissed because you ar eprobably too ugly to really have a man and its making you mad cause you have o use your moms dildo so chill out and be respectful to those of us who have men!!

  12. cassidy says

    i am using them now as we speak he is loving it… he is getting so hard its unbelievbale how well it works

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